The flying Tomatoe splats at the X-games

Snowboarding great Shaun White came away with the silver medal last week at the winter X-games. The once superstar of snowboarding’s performance at the X-games will forever be an asterisk on his remarkable career, and he will certainly be criticized for not stepping down in his prime. White had won the super pipe competition the last 4 years as well as Olympic gold earlier last year, but he was still a heavy underdog because of his age. At 20 years old White had become the Rocky Balboa of snowboarding, and few believed he would even be able to strap on a board in his aged condition. Sunday’s performance was a testament to the feeble nature of man, and a reminder to all that age truly is the great equalizer. Shaun White will always have his silver medal to remind him of the year he was just to old to cut it.

Mugatu Says there is no shame in quitting while you’re ahead. Shaun here are some sandals you can wear while you’re driving your retirement yacht.

Lindsey Jacobellis looses again in her reoccurring battle with gravity

Lindsey Jacobellis left the 2007 X-games with the Silver medal in snowboard X and the long awaited confirmation that she is cursed by god. Jacobellis infamously crashed and gave up her insurmountable lead in the Snowboard X competition in the 2006 Olympics costing her the gold medal, and in Saturday’s X-Games she was able to replicate the feat, almost identically. “We were not completely sure that Lindsey was cursed by the almighty one after Torino” said her father “but now that she has inexplicably chocked twice, we can just kind of look up in the sky and chuckle.” Jacobellis was shaken up after crashing across the finish line, and was taken to a nearby hospital as a precaution; her condition is listed as bitter and resentful.

Mugatu Says that Lindsey will enjoy falling all the time if she softens the blow with the Red Impact Shorts