Lindsey Jacobellis looses again in her reoccurring battle with gravity

Lindsey Jacobellis left the 2007 X-games with the Silver medal in snowboard X and the long awaited confirmation that she is cursed by god. Jacobellis infamously crashed and gave up her insurmountable lead in the Snowboard X competition in the 2006 Olympics costing her the gold medal, and in Saturday’s X-Games she was able to replicate the feat, almost identically. “We were not completely sure that Lindsey was cursed by the almighty one after Torino” said her father “but now that she has inexplicably chocked twice, we can just kind of look up in the sky and chuckle.” Jacobellis was shaken up after crashing across the finish line, and was taken to a nearby hospital as a precaution; her condition is listed as bitter and resentful.

Mugatu Says that Lindsey will enjoy falling all the time if she softens the blow with the Red Impact Shorts