Britney’s Divorce Brings out her Raw “Maternal Instinct”

Since Britney Spears first announced her pregnancy almost 2 glorious years ago people have been criticizing her capabilities as a mother, but last week, in an unbelievably selfless act, Britney finally put to rest the rumors of being a poor mother. Knowing full well that her children would eventually see the pictures, Britney flashed the world her “business” as a way to physically show her kids sex education. Her recent divorce of white boy rapper K-fed has forced Britney to blossom into a responsible single mother, and the proof is in the pudding as Britney has been spotted peach out in Hollywood with sexpert Paris Hilton. Child experts resoundingly approve of Brittany’s hands off, clothes off, approach, and Mugatu wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if her children grow up to be at least twice as slutty as Brittany.

Here is a pair of Ride Undies for Brittany Spears. Use them, Love them, and keep the kids away from the pool.