Psychologist puzzle over reality TV’s effect on Carmen Electra and David Navarro Divorce

Super model Carmen Electra and Ex- Red Hot Chili Pepper guitarist Dave Navarro announced their divorce today shocking the MTV reality fan base. Electra and Navarro starred on MTV’s Til Death Do you Part, which documented their marriage and newlywed life. Sadly the couple is the latest in a string of divorces that came after a stint on MTV’s The 10 Spot; (MTV’s prominent Reality TV 10 o’clock hour) most famously Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson filed for divorce after 3 successful years on the 10 spot. Many have known that MTV has been tampering with reality for years now, but it seems a line has finally been crossed. International leaders and tweens alike are calling for an investigation into MTV’s reality tactics on newly weds, and the International Red Cross has formally filled a grievance on behalf of the celebrities for “inhumane amounts of reality directed at innocent newlyweds”. Psychologist and Doctors have been debating the effects of reality on celebrity newlyweds for years, and it looks like the debate has finally been settled, but at what cost?

Mugatu called MTV’s office in New York for comment; however he was forwarded to Total Request Live. He then requested Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie featuring Wyclef Jean

Mugatu Says Carmen Electra deserves a new outfit for having her human rights abused, and she can wear this: Nikita Mushroom Dress



Mugatu Says David Novarro is a little freaky, but he still deserves a new outfit, and he can wear this: Ezekiel Paramount T-Shirt

Pope Linked to Infallibility Doping Scandal… is the Church Juiced?

Last week the Tour de France was the scene of one of the largest doping scandals in history; nine riders were barred under allegations of doping. On the heals of that scandal the world was shocked to find out today that Pope Benedict XVI has been indicted in a doping scandal stemming back hundreds of years. Critics have openly questioned Benedict’s long running infallible streak claiming that the 1 year and 2 month perfection streak is clear evidence that the Pope must be juiced. Now federal indictments have joined the critics in asking for some answers from the seemingly perfect Benedict. Donald Redding, a life long Papacy fan, had this to say: “Clearly the Pope is doping, his whole career he plays one way, and then BAM! He is perfect. It’s a classic Barry Bonds story. He’s a Juicer” The incident has cast into doubt the legitimacy of previous Popes who have similar infallibility streaks, and forced the Major League Papacy (MLP) to issue the following press release: Fans should brace for a far reaching investigation that may forever place an asterisk next to fan favorites like The Second Council of Lyons, The Council of Basel, Pope Leo II, and Easter.

Mugatu says that the Pope doesn’t need anymore attention, so he should lose the “funny hat”, and wear one of these: Ezekiel Hats


The Ezekiel Dakar Hat



The Ezekiel Dana Fedora Hat