Why Dont You "Break-up" With that Shirt

Rumors are swirling that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaungh are "together" after the filming of their new romantic comedy The Break-up. This movie should be labeled a romantic tragedy considering what the stars have been spotted wearing on set. The Break-up is about a couple who end a long relationship, however neither is willing to relinquish their posh condo; the plot was based on a similar situation involving the life of Jennifer Aniston, and her clothes from the early 90’s. Vince Vaughn is said to have undergone intensive makeup everyday to give him a "haggard look" with large bags under his eyes “Ideally we wanted him to look like he had been up all night drinking for the last decade” said director Peyton Reed. Inexplicably Vaughn was spotted still wearing his heavy makeup months after shooting of the film. The film has received great reviews from fashion icons like Rosie Odonnell and Roseanne Conner, but everyone other person who viewed the film was forced to shield their eyes to avoid the terror and pain of The Break-up’s blatant disregard for fashion and humanity. May God have mercy on their souls.

Mugatu Says Jennifer Aniston needs a wardrobe update because the last person to wear that shirt had a slap bracelet on, she should have worn this:WE Frances Knitted Singlet



Mugatu Says Vince Vaughn needs 3 full weeks of sleep and a shirt that wouldn’t be described as “Ned Flanderish”, he should have worn this:Billabong Glitch Button Down

The Worst Blimp Disaster Since the Hindenburg

After reports that Britney Spears dropped her baby boy, Mugatu has learned that 78% of Americans are now too terrified to watch TV for fear they will see the bloated Britney in a baby tugging battle with a DCFS agent. Oops… I did it Again? How can someone wake up and consciously decide that wearing a napkin over a faded black sports bra is a good idea? Britney apparently missed the old saying that one should never wear a pink thong before Memorial Day, or after gaining 400 pounds. Mugatu will set a nice attainable goal for Britney, how about tomorrow you put your pants on all the way? I had the chance to sit down with Britney and asked her about her new pregnancy rumors. Spears responded to my question by throwing her baby into the air and jumping on the table to sing “Baby One More time”. Her child received only minor injuries; Mugatu will never be the same.


Mugatu Says that Britney Spears looks horrific and atrocious and she should have worn this: Billabong Manrisa Cami Top


and this Aikane D.C. Skirt

Hilton Involved in Horrendous Animal Explosion

The Associated Press reports that socialite Paris Hilton was involved in a terrible accident involving a rare species of peafowl. The incident started in St Bart’s at 4:40 AM local time when Hilton made a bizarre call to the St. Bart’s Police Department; Hilton calmly told an officer that she had lost her sense of self worth, and she believed it may have been stolen. Later that day Hilton was seen chasing one of the hotel’s peacocks around demanding “That damn peacock better give me back my self worth”. This type of incident is not entirely uncommon for Paris, but the chase took a bizzare turn of events when Hilton grabbed the peacock by the beak and forced herself inside of the bird. Witnesses say Hilton remained inside of the Peacock for a few seconds, and then exploded out of the body of the bird. This is a photo of Hilton moments after this horrendous accident.

Mugatu says Paris Hilton looks like she exploded inside of a peacock and she should have worn this:Gentle Fawn Blue Blood Cami Top

Isn't 98 Degrees supposed to be hot?

Former boy band star Nick Lachey was spotted on the streets of Hollywood wearing the same shirt that he wore to grandparent’s day in middle school. Fresh off his recent divorce with self proclaimed ditz Jessica Simpson, Lachey started making bad decisions to compensate for the loss of his partner, “I thought I would start with this shirt, it’s the ugliest thing I own, so wearing it should constitute a pretty poor decision”. Although he has failed at marriage, singing, and dressing Lachey is optimistic, he is confident he could fail at all three at least twice more before he dies.

Mugatu Says Nick Lachey is tired and played out, and he should have worn this: WE Chester Printed Zip Hoody

Hilary Duff, So Hot Right Now

I do not like untalented, young, semi-attractive actors. That said, Hilary Duff is so hot right now. Seen here wearing the Gentle Fawn Sharp Cotton Blazer, Hilary Duff is at the peak of her short and unsuccessful career. She must have fallen into this blazer because I am fairly confident she is not capable of making a good decision. No, this isn’t a joke, and it is not the apocalypse either; Hilary Duff congratulations for being so hot right now. Now let’s fasten our seatbelts and watch her fall from glory.


Mugatu Says Hilary Duff is so hot right now and this is why: Gentle Fawn Sharp Cotton Blazer

People still dress like this?

Jenifer Aniston (Seen here looking ugly) is reportedly in depression over the pregnancy of Angelina Jolie by her former husband Brad Pitt. Apparently Jen thinks this is reason to time travel back to the early 90’s and look like a charter member of the Mickey Mouse Club. Hey Jen, maybe Brad left you because you dress like you’re headed to the New Kids on the Block concert. In an exclusive interview Anniston’s publicist told Mugatu that Jen’s new look is for her starring role in the upcoming movie You Look Ridiculously Ugly Even Though You’re Not Morbidly Obese.


Mugatu Says Jennifer Aniston looks like she is trapped in the 90's and she should have worn this: GentleFawn Radar Shortsleeve Tee


and these Billabong Ammunition Capri's