Cruising for Ugly

Your Mission Should you choose to accept it is to look Ugly in everything you wear. I understand that you are not nearly as attractive as you once were, but that doesn’t give you an excuse to impregnate the girl next door in Dawson Creek and dress like Danny Tanner, Negative ghostwriter the pattern is full. Is it really that hard to put on a decent looking shirt in the morning and not jump on top of Oprah on national TV? Tom Cruise, This message will self destruct when you quit looking awful.

Mugatu Says Tom is taking crazy ugly pills and should have worn this: Billabong Cover Up Track Jacket

Brangelina

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were spotted on the swanky beaches of Cabo San "Suck at Dressing" recently. The two took a weekend to enjoy the beautiful weather, and wear ugly clothing. Pitt looked particularly homely in a t-shirt that screamed Nordstrom Rack. Angelina wore a black button silk lined blouse… Just because you’re pregnant it doesn’t mean you have to look fat and ugly. Hey Brad, why don’t you impregnate Angelina with a sense of style next time?

Mugatu Says that Brad Pitt looks awful and old, and he should have worn this: JEDIDIAH CLASSIC T-SHIRT


Mugatu Says that Angelina looks bloaty and gross, and she should have worn this: WE EDNA JERSEY TOP.

Mugatu

Many people think Mugatu is just a character in the movie Zoolander. Mugatu is so much more then just a character. Mugatu is an essence, and a necessity.