Whitney Houston Will Always Love You, but Not Bobby Brown

Looking less like the glamorous superstar she was in the 80’s and more like the “after” shot in an anti-drug ad, Whitney Houston filed for divorce today from husband Bobby Brown. At the beginning of the marriage many believed that Houston would quickly tire of “bad boy” Bobby Brown and his numerous trips to prison, but, as true superstars do, she snorted her way to the top to have the current status as "the crazy one" in the marriage. The apex of Houston’s bazaar, decades long, crash was in 2002 when she tried to rationalize the use of cocaine to ABC’s Diane Sawyer. In the same interview Houston confirmed that she had been in a drug induced coma since the 80’s by using the statement “crack is wack”, making her the first person to use the word wack in over 18 years. On a positive note the star of The Bodyguard has entered rehab and gotten involved with numerous charities in an effort to turn her life around, and even though she has been addicted to numerous drugs, almost been imprisoned, been beaten, lost millions of dollars, and entered rehab twice she has unquestionably faired better then her Bodyguard co-star Kevin Costner.

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Whitney it is clearly too late to save her career, but you may still have time to save your vital organs, Mugatu says you’ll look great at Bobby’s next parole hearing wearing this: Billabong Lumberjill Jacket