Mugatu Attacked by Hackers

A group of fashion hating fascist has attacked Mugatu and his precious, precious, work Mugatusays.com. These alleged “hackers” had brought Mugatusays to its knees, but he has recovered. If these internet pirates wish to stay out of eternal fashion damnation they must write word for word the following apology, and then sign it, and then have their mothers sign it.

Dear Mugatu,

Since we are so sucky at dressing and we know we can never be even one billionth as good looking as you, we have decided to rob the world of your marvelous wisdom. We are childlike pansies who play video games all day. You are so cool and awesome and great. You remind me of my favorite video game hero ___________ because all I do is sit around and play video games like I said before. If I wasn’t so ugly I still couldn’t be better looking then Mugatu because he is the best looking person in the universe. We are sorry because we are ugly and stupid.

Mugatu, please forgive us and don’t destroy us with your powers,

Sincerely

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Mother’s signature

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P.S. I heard you are phenomenal in bed, I bet it’s true.

If the above letter is deviated from in the slightest you will immediately be damned. I will return stronger then ever.