Mel Gibson’s Secret Films Reveal He is Crazy. Michael Jackson Crazy.

Clearly Mel Gibson hit rock bottom on July 28th when he was pulled over for drunk driving, and he made numerous anti-Semitic references; what people don’t know is that Gibson has been battling poor fashion for decades, and this fashion problem is at the root of his decline. In a conspiracy theory straight out of Gibson’s 1997 rarely seen film Conspiracy Theory, it seems that Mel has been involved in a series of films that were designed to be so horrific that no one would see or remember them; these films were used to mask the awful truth about Gibson’s fashion sense. Mugatu risked his highly valuable, most glorious, life to find these films, and try to make some sense out of Gibson’s recent craziness, this is what he found:

-In 1995 Mel Gibson stared in Disney’s Pocahontas, he insisted on voicing both John Smith and Pocahontas.

-In 1993 Gibson stared in The Man without a Face, however the title was totally erroneous because Gibson had a face, he was just really ugly.

-In 1997 Gibson had a cameo in FairlyTale: A true Story. The self proclaimed true story is conclusively false, and focuses on the search for ferries. Ferries don’t exist Mel, so why did you say it was a true story?

-In 2000 Mel Gibson wore panty hoes and shaved his legs in What Women Want. In a Reuters poll nearly 93% of women said this is not what they wanted.

-In 2006 Mel Gibson starred in the independent film I am totally crazy because I don’t dress well*
*Totally made up, but possibly true

Mugatu says that you can turn your life around Mel, and it starts with a nice new shirt, you should wear this:
Casual Industrees Pull Hoodie