Kanye West Arrested for Vehicular Manslaughter and Possession of AK-47

The night started off in a seedy office, and ended with Kanye West apprehended by police. Reportedly the super-star rapper ruthlessly ran down dozens, and was involved in a series of gunfights at extremely close range. Kanye West’s upcoming performance at Bumbershoot, a music performance near Seattle’s Queen Anne, has not been cancelled, but no one is sure what will ensue after the tragic night. Apparently West became involved with a drug ring called Front Yard Ballas in the California city of San Andreas. West had come to San Andreas to escape the crime in Vice City, but he could not shake his gangsta past. West received detailed instructions upon his arrival to San Andreas, but he was distracted and anxious to get started, and as soon as he walked out the door he immediately carjacked a grey SUV, and began hitting every pedestrian he could see. Seemingly tired of running over pedestrians West began carjacking sports cars and odd vehicles; it was doing this that West received multiple gunshots to the chest, bringing his health down to about two bars. After narrowly escaping from a carjacked semi that blew up, Kanye West was subdued by police and forced to reset his console. Kanye West has received constant criticism for growing up in Oak Lawn one of the south suburbs of Chicago and still claiming “street” roots, but surely his behavior in San Andreas shows why he wrote the powerful lyrics “Drug dealing just to get by, stack your money til it gets sky high”.

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