Fears of War Intensify as Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff Feud

Tensions are high in West Hollywood today as Kabbalah driven sectarian violence threatens a fragile cease fire deadline for Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff. The prospect of peace has been overshadowed by escalating violence between the two girls in the last few days; peacekeepers fear that if the attacks do not stop, the infighting will turn into all out war. Most experts agree that the violence is rooted in a skirmish that occurred in the North West border town of Puberty, and since this incident both have been engaged in hostile attacks aimed at wiping the other off the face of the earth. In the past weeks a barrage of Kaytusha rocket like insults from Lindsay Lohan concerning Hilary Duffs “anorexia” has forced Duff to go on an all out offensive. Last week Duff, ignoring cries from the international community, called Lohan “A boyfriend stealing slut”. Fox News called the incident a “Certain precursor to World War III, and quite possibly the apocalypse”. All eyes are now on Myspace Resolution 331, written jointly by HaLeY and SaBrInA, the Myspace resolution demands an immediate end to hostilities because “You guys are like so beautiful, and you should be able to, you know, just get over it and be like happy”. Many believe that even the strong words of Myspace will not be enough to end years and years of Kabbalah sectarian hatred in Hollywood.

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