World Cup News: United States defeats Ghana in loss competition

Mugatu would like to congratulate the United States National Team on a terrific performance at the World Cup. The team scored an unprecedented 1 goal in their quest for the cup, and they came within 4 rounds of winning it all. Team leader Landon Donovan showed the world that the U.S. could achieve these amazing results without running, hustling, or winning a game; Donovan led the team in useless balls played out of bounds (57) as well as shots that missed by over 50 feet (23). The early exit from the tournament was the result of a loss at the hands of the Ghanaian soccer team. U.S. head coach Bruce Arena said this: “When will it be our turn? It’s the same story every year, Africa gets all the breaks. They have every advantage out there. How can we even try to compete, especially since our resources are only infinite?”

The U.S. team is planning on sacrificing themselves to the soccer god’s in retribution for the atrocities committed at the World Cup. Great Work Boys, We’re Proud of You!

Mugatu Says that the U.S. soccer team sucks, and they should all wear this great looking Billabong dress: The Billabong Shaun Crochet Straps Halter Dress