Justin's Alien Encounter Explains Ugliness

"It's not like this is the first time I have ever been probed…” said Justin Timberlake “…I mean I was the lead singer of a boy band for god’s sake, but this time it was different” Friends close to Timberlake all agree that Justin has been acting strange since his “incident” a few months ago. The former N’SYNC star claims that on March 14, 2006 he was abducted by “friendly, star crazy aliens”. The aliens probed and studied Timberlake, and then watched him perform daily concerts. “They would just sit and stare while I performed all the hits from my Justified album, they loved it, they really loved it.” As seen in the picture above, the bazaar incident has carried over into Timberlake’s public life; Justin’s skin has become so pale it is almost clear, and it deflects all makeup and sunlight. Justin also will only wear highly reflective futuristic clothing so that he is prepared to be whisked away to the interstellar concert, where he claims he has been called on to “Justify the Galaxy”. Authorities were initially skeptical of Justin’s story, but after a thorough medical examination it was found that Timberlake had some signs of an alien encounter, Dr. Rose of Santa Clara said this: “His voice was much higher and feminine than any male I have ever encountered, and nothing in the examination indicated to us that he was a male human”

Mugatu Says Justin looks like a pasty alien and he should have worn this:Strand Greener T-shirt