Eminem silences opposition by releasing songs no one listens to

Rapper/albino Eminem has released yet another song talking about the sad hard troubles of his life; the song was apparently written in collaboration with long time friend Jack Daniels. In true Eminem fashion, the song has no rhyme, rhythm, beat, or style; it contains only references to a distant past where Eminem was actually talented. Eminem intelligently incorporates references to his daughter Hailey (age 11) in his songs as a way to keep his largest audience demographic, 11 year old boys, listening. The poor quality of the song may be attributed to Eminem’s recent second divorce with double ex-wife Kim Mathers. Both parties assure the media that Eminems’s lyrics “Kim, Sit down, B%^ch if you move again I’ll beat the S*^t out of you” had nothing to do with the divorce.

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