Bush to "Gitmo" Style

President Bush and his inner circle met for a long weekend at Camp David to discuss his record low poll numbers. A source close to the White House said the meetings were extremely productive, and at times provocative. “One long meeting was closing down, and we all knew something had to give” Said Dick Cheney “George was in the corner counting his Skittles like usual, and all the sudden he jumped up and said ‘Let’s get them Queer Eye’s to give us a makeover’” The fab 5 were on scene within hours and a productive weekend filled with Egyptian Cotton and Silk Blouses ensued. The adminsitration's street smart and savvy look was not enough to sway the Supreme Court this last week however; Bush’s Guantanamo tribunals were ruled unconstitutional in a 5-3 vote. Analyst doubt the wardrobe change will affect the President’s poll numbers, however the experience did give the cabinet members some great gift ideas for the Presidents July 6 birthday.
You can sign the Presidents birthday card here*

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Mugatu Says that President Bush's blue suit/black suit routine isn’t representative of the free world, and he should have worn this:WE Icon T-Shirt