The Worst Blimp Disaster Since the Hindenburg

After reports that Britney Spears dropped her baby boy, Mugatu has learned that 78% of Americans are now too terrified to watch TV for fear they will see the bloated Britney in a baby tugging battle with a DCFS agent. Oops… I did it Again? How can someone wake up and consciously decide that wearing a napkin over a faded black sports bra is a good idea? Britney apparently missed the old saying that one should never wear a pink thong before Memorial Day, or after gaining 400 pounds. Mugatu will set a nice attainable goal for Britney, how about tomorrow you put your pants on all the way? I had the chance to sit down with Britney and asked her about her new pregnancy rumors. Spears responded to my question by throwing her baby into the air and jumping on the table to sing “Baby One More time”. Her child received only minor injuries; Mugatu will never be the same.


Mugatu Says that Britney Spears looks horrific and atrocious and she should have worn this: Billabong Manrisa Cami Top


and this Aikane D.C. Skirt