Hilton Involved in Horrendous Animal Explosion

The Associated Press reports that socialite Paris Hilton was involved in a terrible accident involving a rare species of peafowl. The incident started in St Bart’s at 4:40 AM local time when Hilton made a bizarre call to the St. Bart’s Police Department; Hilton calmly told an officer that she had lost her sense of self worth, and she believed it may have been stolen. Later that day Hilton was seen chasing one of the hotel’s peacocks around demanding “That damn peacock better give me back my self worth”. This type of incident is not entirely uncommon for Paris, but the chase took a bizzare turn of events when Hilton grabbed the peacock by the beak and forced herself inside of the bird. Witnesses say Hilton remained inside of the Peacock for a few seconds, and then exploded out of the body of the bird. This is a photo of Hilton moments after this horrendous accident.

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